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Steve
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July 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Guys, we're getting tons of new members.
One problem though.
They probably think Witty is deserted, because the top quotes have like, 80 faves.
We need to fix this, fave more of the quotes. Don't be lazy, DO IT.
When I first came to this website, I was shocked at how there were 400 faves on a top quote EACH DAY.
It made me want to stay here. I'm getting worried because people think that WE'RE ALL ABANDONING WITTY
when really we're here (most of us) and we just aren't faving quotes.
We need to start now. I will too.
Maybe we can all comment ideas on how to get Witty more popular?

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC

guys can sag their pants down to their knees
but god forbid you see my bra strap.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 2:37am UTC

Girls play hard to get because guys play hard to keep.
-Irrinni

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chops2013
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Men of the world,
Do not comment on a girls period.
It's not worth it.
-Mentally beaten boy

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Harley Clown*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 6:26pm UTC

I was so scared of someone breaking me, I eventually broke myself

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BittersweetMemories
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 12:25pm UTC

& there's this emptiness inside me
that only you can fill..

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Butterbear
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Steve has really out-done himself with the Witty logo today

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 7:50pm UTC

There are all these quotes about how top quotes on witty used to have a couple hundred faves, and I'm just sitting her like if my quotes get 10 faves I run around screaming... Ouh.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Top 10 things men understand about women:
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 3:40pm UTC

I remember when I was younger that I would always tell myself that I was going to be on Americas Got Talent singing "Your Love Is My Drug" by Ke$ha
And I would always practice singing that every day.

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 3:02am UTC

Don't forget that the hearts the size of you fist, cause we are born to fight for what we love
-For Our Hero

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 7:11pm UTC

If Every Word I said Could Make you laugh I'd Talk forever<3
If This song I sing, Could fill your heart with Joy Id sing
FOREVER

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chickittylover
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 12:48pm UTC

It takes two, two sides to every story, not just me, you can't keep ignoring. But let me be, first baby, to say i'm sorry.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 9:27pm UTC

It stings
in the shower
and the sad part is,
you know exactly what
I'm talking about.

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 1:43am UTC

He's changed, and not in a good way.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 8:15pm UTC

I really think people underestimate
my ability to lay in bed and watch
netflix for thirty-six hours straight.

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Chris*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 11:30am UTC

when you smile, i melt inside

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