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99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne

1. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   March 17, 2014 12:38am UTC
   I've never dropped anyone I believe in
   #MarylinMonroe
   
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2. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC
   “Once there was an ugly barnicle.. He was so ugly.. The whole town died!”
   ~Patrick Star
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3. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC
   .-. That moment when some girl says ''Hey YOU ! Say Hi to Yaah sexy brother for me kay !''
   You made me feel like a deformed potato THANK YOU.
   
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4. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 29, 2013 5:25pm UTC
   I have a confession .. :
   I Am Anthony
   Kay bye.
   
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5. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 29, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   Im pretty sure everyone envies those ''Witty Famous'' people because I sure know I do xD.
   
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6. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 29, 2013 4:51pm UTC
   That moment when you run out of Nutella ..
   
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7. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 29, 2013 4:39pm UTC
   Someone needs to tie you're shoelasses cause you be trippin' alot .
   
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8. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 29, 2013 4:36pm UTC
   Good perfume comes in small bottles c;
   Im a good perfume then ♥
   4'8.
   
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9. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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   April 29, 2013 4:30pm UTC
   Hi
   I think you're
   Beautiful
   Never doubt it !
   
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10. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    Those people that are there for you though :D
    
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11. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    I like how some people are ''witty famous'' & they're still nice & they dont think they're all that c:
    
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12. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    Baa tomorrow we all go back to ''jail'' -.-
    ~Follow I follow back c:
    
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13. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase
    Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze
    It means no worries for the rest of your days
    It's our problem free philosophy, Hakuna Matata
    
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14. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    A compliment can give you confidence a rude comment can bring you down. So give out compliments !
    
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15. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    You cant fly. Unless you let yourself fall.
    
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16. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    You know you're in love when all you can do is think about that special person & you start smiling like an idiot.
    
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17. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Some friends are with you through thick & thin. You just have to find those AMAZING friends belive me you will NEVER regret having friends like that.
    
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18. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I ate at a chinesse restaurant a couple days ago this was the conversation.
    Lady : How may I help chuu
    Me : Yo no comprendo
    Lady : Huh?!
    Me : Yeah that's how I feel when you talk to me mkui bye.
    
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19. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    There will always be someone that will shout ''YUM'' right after you say ''Red Robin''
    ~99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
    
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20. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    You make me want to kiss you.
    
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