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December 4, 2014 2:53pm UTC

No.
I can't. I don't trust people anymore.
This here is for decoration just ig-
nore it really omg haha pointless

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Derprie ⚓*
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December 5, 2014 11:12am UTC

I hope you drown in your bubble bath.

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*mysterious.mah*
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December 4, 2014 11:57pm UTC

I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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December 4, 2014 10:44pm UTC

That moment when your mum says "cut the attitude" with her when all you did was answer her question.

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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December 4, 2014 10:40pm UTC

Only your best friend understand when you say, "I saw my boyfriend today."
You are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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December 4, 2014 10:43pm UTC

Me: Goes to school, get good grades, does all my homework, follows the rules, stays in room all day playing PlayStation
Parents: You're f***ing out of control! I don't know what I'm going to do with you anymore!

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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December 4, 2014 10:48pm UTC

Mum: Why is your stuff on my floor?!
Me: Why is your floor under my stuff!?

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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December 4, 2014 10:46pm UTC

There are two types of parents.
* The mean kind
* and the kind that switch off the Wi-Fi at night

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Asma*
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December 5, 2014 3:35am UTC

Dear Acne,
Kindly, calm the fk down.

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December 4, 2014 10:30pm UTC

How do parents expect good grades
when I push on pull doors?

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ThatAverageGirl
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December 5, 2014 5:35pm UTC

Feeling good about yourself until you go to school and see what other people are looking like.

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E*
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December 5, 2014 7:15pm UTC

You will keep forgiving the one
you love till you hate them
@ enrikute

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yourcool
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August 29, 2014 8:47pm UTC

*points to your lap*
is this seat taken?

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yourcool
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August 31, 2014 2:10pm UTC

i will defend my favorite band member
faster than i will ever defend myself

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*mysterious.mah*
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August 1, 2014 12:35am UTC

Playing hide and seek, and having to pee every time.

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*mysterious.mah*
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August 17, 2014 8:04pm UTC

Remember when I asked for your opinion?
Yeah, me neither.

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*mysterious.mah*
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August 21, 2014 8:17pm UTC

When our phones fall, we panic.
When our friends fall, we laugh.

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