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  1. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    It would be cool if...
    There was a store that had our witty quotes
    on all of the t-shirts <3

  2. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:02am UTC
    I love days off. <3
    nmf

  3. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:12am UTC
    Today i came on and had 21 notifacatins....I love you witty!

  4. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:58am UTC
    That moment of fame....
    When you click "random" and your quote comes up.

  5. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 8:01am UTC
    Sometimes I add a quote because I like it's format.....:)

  6. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:00am UTC
    112% mentally ill
    [x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
    [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
    [x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
    [x] You have been called a blonde.
    TOTAL: 5
    [x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
    [x] You just sang them to make sure
    [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
    [x] You have choked on your own spit.
    TOTAL: 11
    [] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
    [] You type with three fingers or less.
    [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
    [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
    TOTAL: 14
    [] You have fallen asleep in class.
    [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
    [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
    [] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
    TOTAL: 17
    [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    [x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
    [] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
    [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
    TOTAL: 20
    [x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
    [x] You break a lot of things.
    [x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
    [x] The word “um” is used frequently.
    [] You don’t know what “um” means
    [x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
    [x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
    TOTAL: 28
    Multiply total by 4

  7. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    I wike uuuuu!

  8. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Sweet? Yup, your sweet. And you know what else? Your smart. And funny. And oh, so kind.... You're all of those things and more...... And your loved a whole lot. Happy Valentines Day, love you so much!
    For my 2/14th quote I thought it should be about valentines day.

  9. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Reposting an old quote because it didn't have any faves before. <3

  10. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    SWEET BABYS! Cake the cat

  11. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    självmord
    savižudybė
    самоубийство
    αυτοκτονία
    suïcidi
    自殺
    Zìshā
    આત્મહત્યા
    suicidio
    suicídio
    selvmord
    öngyilkosság
    selfmoord
    selbstmord
    suicide
    Now matter how you say it, it shouldn't exist

  12. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:56am UTC
    YWhy can't cereal make itself?Y

  13. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:28am UTC
    That awkward moment when....
    You call your teacher mom

  14. StarButthead StarButthead
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    (")_(")

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    It’s 2012 and we’re not driving dragons?
    The future sickens me.

  16. MyCrazyMessedUpLife MyCrazyMessedUpLife
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Dear "Grape" flavoured medicine,
    You don't taste like grape. You taste like death and the tears of small children.
    Follow for a follow? :)

  17. hyperhappygirl hyperhappygirl
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Other people's handwriting to me: its so neat and beautiful and organized.
    My handwriting: wtf does this even say? why are the letters not lined up? Whats wrong with me??

  18. JordanRae JordanRae
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    You know you live in Alabama;
    when the temperature gets up in the 70's.. In the winter time. ♥

  19. Ladies_Man Ladies_Man
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    I hate it when;
    People take my phone and say;
    "I'm just playing temple run!"
    No. Not unless you want your
    Fingers chopped off.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. xojesusfreedmexo xojesusfreedmexo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    That terrible moment when you have to pee
    really bad but you dont feel like walking all the
    way to the bathroom.

:)

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