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1. 5000Users
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 4:22pm UTC
   Imagine
   if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
   -Hello? Mom?
   -No. This is Lady Gaga.
   
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2. 5000Users
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 4:17pm UTC
   i want that moment when...
   I'm yelling at a guy and he would grab me and kiss me in the middle of my sentence:)
   
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