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  1. XxSamsGirlxX XxSamsGirlxX
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    me: *makes awesome quote that thinks will get 200 likes*
    me: *reads through top quotes while waiting for people to like my new quote*
    me: *clicks on next page and sees no notifications*
    me: Well maybe after the next page...
    me: *clicks after reading through second page of top quotes, no notifications*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: Well maybe I'll have 200 notiications if I log off and come back later.
    me: *close witty*
    me: *logs back on 3 hours later*
    me: *sees no notifications*
    me:
    me:
    me: Well at least I tried.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:38am UTC
    do you ever get up from your computer
    and stroll casually around your house
    only to sit back down in front of your computer again?

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    *Call Me Maybe comes on the radio*
    Me: Oh jeez, not again. This song's so annoying.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: HEY I JUST MET YOU! AND THIS IS CRAZY! BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER! SO CALL ME MAYBE!

  4. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    I tend to say "I dont know"
    When I'm just too lazy to think.

  5. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    When I say “The other day”
    It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.

  6. WhatsUpSami WhatsUpSami
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside.
    If you have a good personality,
    you're beautiful.
    If you have a bad personality,
    you will always be ugly.

  7. awesomepeta awesomepeta
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 5:57am UTC
    Am I not pretty enough?
    kclove5
    kclove5
    Is my heart to broken?
    kclove5
    kclove5
    Do I cry too much?
    kclove5
    kclove5
    Am I too outspoken?
    kclove5
    kclove5
    Don't I make you laugh?
    kclove5
    kclove5
    Should I try harder?
    kclove5
    kcl.
    Format by kclove5
    kclove5/creator

  8. justmyluck16 justmyluck16
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    I'm tired of people
    saying they care,
    When they don't

  9. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    A few things I'd like to do with YOU:
    1. Cuddle (a lot and a lot)
    2. Watch old films and Disney movies.
    3. Go Shopping and match our outfits
    4. Kiss in the rain (or anywhere else it's fine)
    5. Make love (hold your horses)
    6. Pillow fights
    7. Make funny & cute videos
    8. Take a whole lot of pictures
    9. Travel all over the world
    10. Exchange Christmas presents
    11. Get married
    12. Have kids
    13. Love you endlessly
    nmq/nmf

  10. WhatIsLoveTheseDays WhatIsLoveTheseDays
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Do you think about me
    As much as I think about you?

  11. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    You convince people out of suicide.
    You help people that self harm.
    You tell poeple they're beautiful.
    But you can't do this to yourself.
    You can't convince yourself out of suicide.
    You can't stop self harming.
    You can only think of how ugly you are.
    As a human, I am so hypocrtical.
    However, I'm proud I have some shred of humanity left.
    I still care for others, even when I can't care for myself.

  12. Whitecherry Whitecherry
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    #StOp body hate♥
    Love youR BODY
    Format Credit Neverletyougo_x3


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    To realize the value of ONE YEAR
    ask a student who failed a grade
    To realize the value of ONE MONTH
    ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
    To realize the value of ONE WEEK
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
    To realize the value of ONE DAY
    ask the person who was born on February 29th
    To realize the value of ONE HOUR
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
    ask the person who missed the train
    To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
    ask the person who just advoided an accident
    To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
    ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

  15. awesomepeta awesomepeta
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Why is everyone so obsessed with potatoes on witty?

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:49am UTC
    "We should love, not fall in love
    because everything
    that falls gets broken."
    - Taylor Swift ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Love is a four letter word.
    But so is Food.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.

  18. queezle* queezle*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    That "Oh my God" moment when someone does something that
    you never thought they'd do in a million years

  19. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Me: 30 years into the future
    My kid: Hey mom I met some new kids at school can I bring them over
    Me: sure
    My kid: -brings them over- This is my mom
    Me: Hello
    My kid: mom, this is Johanna, Finnick, Enobaria, Peeta, Prim, Katniss, Chaff, and Effie
    Me: Haymitch, I like your friends already.
    my quote ~ dont steal plese.
    XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX

  20. XxCatchxMexX XxCatchxMexX
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    I want:
    Someone to color pictures with me. Just because.

:)

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