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  1. Katey11 Katey11
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Needs a witty friend. :)

  2. amp2516 amp2516
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    When a guy asks you if you like them; &you honestly have no idea.

  3. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    "I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin solo!!!"
    Nana, please, not at grandpa's funeral.

  5. 2e 2e
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 6:34am UTC
    does age matter

  6. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  7. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    When I was younger, whenever I saw a limo,
    I thought someone famous was in it.

  9. emilyonacloud emilyonacloud
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    If you’re going to stay
    stay forever
    If you’re going to leave
    then do it today
    If you’re going to change,
    change for the better
    If you’re going to talk,
    mean what you say

  10. screwsociety screwsociety
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC

    there's over 7 billion
    people in the world,
    and i fell in love with you.
    Format by: kaepow

  11. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Zombies: Brains!
    Me: *screams*
    Me: *runs*
    Me: *trips*
    Me: *falls*
    Zombies: Ew. Gross. 5 second rule.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them out of your dreams and hug them for real.

  13. xocheerxo999683 xocheerxo999683
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    If you love me,
    Here's what i'll do:
    I'll take care of you.

  14. IFreakinLoveYou IFreakinLoveYou
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    i'll be waiting for you.

  15. xoprettylittlesmileox xoprettylittlesmileox
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:16pm UTC
     
    looking through all of these love quotes 
    & i only got one person in my mind
     
     

  16. 2e 2e
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Finally she is single and today i acutally connected with her

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Just because we don't talk anymore,
    doesn't mean I don't care about you anymore.

  18. Soccerchic15 Soccerchic15
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. SilentxPerson SilentxPerson
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    So today was the last day of school
    and true to charecter
    I was late
    My teacher just shook her head and said
    "Right on time..."
    I'm going to miss her


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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