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thatpottermoment
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 2:08pm UTC

"I had a friend growing up who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself
that I would never hurt my daughter."
-Niall Ho ra n

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brianamae
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

WELCOMEto the Karma Cafe. There are no menus you get served what you deserve.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - not my format

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SportsLover004
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC

I woNder if anyone has ever walked past me and gone;
'wow she's beautiful'
♥
format by sandrasaurus

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Me: I'll turn my iPod on shuffle!
Me: No.
Me: No.
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Me: No.
Me: No.
Me: Yes.

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23_jill
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:28am UTC

It's all about the COLOR!

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23_jill
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:33am UTC

Who can say if i've been changed for the better, but because I knew you .... I have been changed FOR GOOD! <3
~ Wicked

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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IJustLikedYourQuote
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 6:33pm UTC

I wonder how much boys would freak
Out if they saw how much girls actually ate.

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wtfaaack
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 2:58pm UTC

I cared.
You didn't.
I cried.
You laughed.
I was hurt.
You smiled.
I moved on.
You realized what you had.
Too late!

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bubbleduck143
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 6:48pm UTC

That's me,
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format by forver alone

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krida404
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Don't You hate,
Those really pretty girls,
That are always like "I'm so ugly"
Yeah that's why you get 30 likes on every picture you take -_-

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Dear Diet Coke,
I think you're overreacting.
Sincerly, Mentos

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 2:54pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Excuse me, miss?
But you have a face in your make-up.

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picklesniffer098
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 2:08pm UTC

Spongebob:
"Hey Squidward. Guess what today is."
Squidward:
"Annoy Squidward day?"
Spongebob:
"No, silly. That's on the 15th."

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LoveThatWasLost
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Me: I love the Hunger Games!
Friend: Psh..Twilight is way better
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Cop: So your friend just fell out this window?
-tumblr-

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cheetah678
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 11:02am UTC

Ok . So I get that people are going through tough times. But this isn't a p i t y site. It's a site where you can vent about your feelings. But truthfully, by writing. "My grandma got cancer, it would really help me if i got some fav's. Please fav " doesn't get her better, it just gets you a top quote. I dont want to sound mean it's just this isn't what witty's about
Like if you agree
Comment if you dont.
♥
nmf

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hallo1234
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Why are you bleeding?
Do you see the glass door over there?
Nope
Neither did I.

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addicted4music
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:02am UTC

Oreos, first you twist it, then you... oh it broke.

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Amy_Loretta13
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Youhateme bro? Thatscool 'causeI ain't so fond of you either.
Love you know who <3 :) Xoxox

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