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  1. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Does anyone else....
    - wet toothbrush
    - put toothpaste on it
    - wets toothbrush again
    just me?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. IgotSwag11 IgotSwag11
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Don't say you love me unless
    you really mean it,
    cuz I might do something crazy
    like believe it

  4. gingerbabexoxo gingerbabexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 5:31pm UTC
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  5. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Please stay strong.
    I may not believe in me, but i do believe in all of you :3

  6. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Other People: I lost my virginity at a party.
    Me: I lost a follower while I was sleeping

  7. sarebobo101* sarebobo101*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I think this is the saddest story I have ever heard:
    "3 Days ago, my best friend died
    2 DAYS AGO I FOUND OUT SHE WAS AN ORGAN DONOR
    1 DAY AGO I HEARD A NINE YEAR OLD BOY NOW HAD HER HEART
    TODAY I MET THAT NINE YEAR OLD BOY...
    He said that since he had my best friends heart, he would be my best friend now...."

  8. Riahdeere Riahdeere
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    My world was dark and grey.
    Till you came around.
    Now I've got color,
    && It's rushing through my veins
    -♥-♥-♥-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    its funny when the people you thought know you best, dont.

  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Everything is fine, I just wish
    I was dead.

  12. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 11:33am UTC
    OMG.
    **this is just going to be me fangirling to myself, by the way**
    Robert Sheehan is playing Simon, who is freaking funny
    and awesome.
    Jamie Campbell Bower is finally starting to look really sexy as Jace.
    I've seen Kevin Zegers with his hair dyed black and I can now imagine him as Alec (Alec's always been my favourite, but he's gay so... >.<).
    And Magnus looks freaking hilarious. He is the one who I can't wait to see \(^.^)/
    And it's coming out next year :'(
    This won't make any sense at all unless you've read The Mortal Instruments...
    :D

  13. emilyandthatsall emilyandthatsall
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 1:22am UTC
    I hope you know
    I still remember what you did
    to ruin a great friendship

  14. CrazedFangirl CrazedFangirl
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:32am UTC
    Oh these times are hard,
    yeah they're making us crazy
    Don't give up on me baby

  15. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:40am UTC
    The truth is; I'm not mad at you. I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up on my phone, I fall for you a little bit harder. And every time my name lights up on your phone.. Well, I'm just another girl you talk to..

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    it's not that i don't
    have emotions; i'm
    just not very good at
    displaying them
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. MissSophieJ MissSophieJ
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    ...
    she can make hell
    feel like home .

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    So you played her
    because you never liked her?
    How would you like it
    if you switch the role?

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    'Why can't guys look at me like that ?'
    'Because just like Rapunzel,
    you're never looking when they do.'

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Have you ever been so damn sad
    that you could physically feel the pain?

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