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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 7:19pm UTC

a wh*re is like the first slice of bread in a loaf
everybody touches it, but nobody wants it..

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Trying to act natural around cops,
even when you did nothing wrong.

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azncutiepie
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June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

credittoforgeter
That moment when
someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.

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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.

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Buki
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June 12, 2012 12:08pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk.
Dude, you were yelling "NEVER!" at my JB posters
notmyformat.notmyquote

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伤*
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June 5, 2012 11:42am UTC

I'm looking
for a girl who's cheeky and who will
make me chase her
the good chase
- Harry Styles
(OneDirection)

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yourcool
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June 5, 2012 5:49pm UTC

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StayTrueToYourself
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June 5, 2012 2:07pm UTC

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gwenythadele
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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Omigosh
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June 5, 2012 1:08pm UTC

I Tried To Send You Something Sexy
But the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox
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sammy*
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC

that awkward moment when
your crush is trying to guess who you
like and you're just standing there thinking its you stupid.
♥
NMF

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TheBigBangTheory
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Press the fave button
Then hit alt and press f4
Watch what happens
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SkyeLovesMaddie
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May 31, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Harry Styles is in a relationship with me.
It's such a secret he doesn't even know about it.
nmf

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mayday
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May 31, 2012 2:47pm UTC

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tumbletime77
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May 31, 2012 2:31pm UTC

jesus can walk on water.
i can walk on cucumbers.
cucumbers are 96% water.
.:therefore i am 96% jesus:.

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MarcuzIssexy
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I am in a relationship with Food
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
nmf

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MrsZaynMalik
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Zayn Malik Facts #37:
He thinks short girls are the cutest.

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Most people: Okay people never text me when I am bored but when I am busy all of the sudden I am Miss Popular
Me: lol, people don't ever text me

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DrakeandJosh
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:14am UTC

Drake and Josh #6
Josh: I hope you go bald.
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
Josh : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
♥
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DrakeandJosh
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 12:57pm UTC

Drake and Josh #5
Drake: Good luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean, girls are just like guys without... Just do good.
♥
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