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1. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   Why don't you like me back?
   
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2. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   September 26, 2012 1:06am UTC
   When you feel
   Invisible to
   him
   
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3. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   September 10, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   When you can talk to someone
   for hours upon hours while texting
   but say like 2 words to eachother in person
   
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4. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   September 9, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   Suicide Awareness Day
   September 10th
   Write 'LOVE' on your wrist
   Or wear yellow to show your support.
   
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5. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   September 4, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   Lol, I feel used.
   
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6. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   September 4, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   The last time I went on Witty
   was when everyone was doing the
   Call Me Maybe lyric changes
   O.M.F.G.
   
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7. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   May 12, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   Me: Hey James, my dad's out for the night, so if you want to come over feel free. (;
   Dad: Alright baby, I'll see you then.
   Did I mention I love it when you call me baby(;
   Did I mention I love it when you call me "Daddy" check who you are texting son, P.S. I knew you were gay.
   Sh*t
   
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8. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   May 8, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When....
   You realise that teachers won't let you pass notes but they send students out to give their notes to differant teachers...
   Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats
   
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9. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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   May 4, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   That awkwad moment when...
   you realise you're singing bad,
   so you end up singing COMPLETLY out of tune
   so it seems like you did it on purpose.
   
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10. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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    May 4, 2012 5:19pm UTC
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11. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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    April 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    That awful but butterflyish feeling in your stomach
    when your friend tells
    you your boyfriend talks about you ALL the time,
    but doesn't talk to you that much
    and you don't know what to do....
    
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12. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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    April 9, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    To the lady at Wal-Mart with 6 kids,
    if you are wondering how
    those condoms got in your cart
    you're welcome(:
    
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13. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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    April 2, 2012 11:31pm UTC
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14. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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    March 22, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    Fav if u ever:
    unlocked ur fone to see the time then didn't look at the time fast enough and had to look again.
    
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15. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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    March 22, 2012 10:52pm UTC
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16. 1D_MrsMalik205_1D
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    March 12, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    U.G.L.Y
    U.Gotta.Love.Yourself.<3
    
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