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  1. Ayelelwayesay Ayelelwayesay
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2015 9:20am UTC
    No, we didn't date. Technically he wasn't an ex-boyfriend. But he was an ex-something, an ex-maybe. An ex-almost.

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    but
    "JUST FRIENDS"
    just don't
    look at each other
    talk to each other
    touch each other
    love each other
    like that.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Liking someone
    really sucks
    because there are those moments when you think
    you have a slight chance
    but then the next second you realize
    how stupid you are and you know
    they’d never like you back...

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered
    which hurts the most:
    saying something and wishing you had not,
    or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

  7. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 10:03am UTC
    When my crushmakes a joke:
    hahahahalwanttohavesexwithyouhahahaha

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC
    I use jokes from Witty in real life,
    and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like,
    “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
    “UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
    We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
    thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Love is when a boy walks to other side of
    classroom
    to sharp his pencil, Just to See her..
    and then realizes that,
    he's holding a pen.
    format-rajsonkar

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    I'M PERFECTLY FINE
    w i t h h a v i n g o t h e r p e o p l e s i t o n m y l a p
    b u t i c a n ’ t s i t o n o t h e r p e o p l e ’ s l a p s
    b e c a u s e i ’ m a l w a y s p a r a n o i d t h a t
    i ’ d c r u s h t h e m a n d t h e y ’ d d i E
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Directioners: I don't like Haylor
    Swifties: I don't like Haylor
    Brats: I don't like Haylor
    Every other fandom in existence: I don't like Haylor
    One Direction: I don't like Haylor
    Ed Sheeran: I don't like Haylor
    Harry Styles: I don't like Haylor
    Taylor Swift: OHMYGOSH WE'RE IN LOVE

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    band memeber: so how old are you?
    me: how old do you need me to be

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Harry Styles @Harry_Styles
    What's a "d" and why do you all seem to want mine?
    actual tweet^

  15. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Me: Hey boys! Sign this album please? *smiles*
    Boys: Sure!
    Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
    Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know bro, stay cool...
    Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn...it's her, she's standing right in front of us!
    Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow I'm freaking out right now, man.
    Niall: OMG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU WE ALWAYS STALK YOU AND WE JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
    Me: ......
    Liam, Harry, Louis, and Zayn: *facepalm*
    Josh: *runs up to me* OMG GUYS ITS HER!!!
    Niall and Josh: *scream and hug eachother*
    Me: Well i'm a big fan of you guys!
    Boys: *faces light up*
    Josh: NIALL DID YOU HEAR THAT???
    Boys: *jumps over table and hugs me*
    Me: *wakes up*
    Me: *falls out of bed*

  16. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    So today I realized...
    how much our boys have changed.
    Last year:
    you're beautiful
    This year: tonight lets get some.
    but whatever this song is perfection.
    LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG.

  17. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Differences between WMYB and LWWY music videos:
    WMYB: Playing on the beach with random girls.
    LWWY: Playing by themselves in giant hamster balls and arm row boats.
    WMYB: Louis drives too slow.
    LWWY: Louis can't drive fast enough.
    WMYB: Niall and Louis have no solos.
    LWWY: Solo time for Louis and Niall.
    WMYB: Zayn's posed faces.
    LWWY: Zayn's funny faces.
    WMYB: Zayn can't swim.
    LWWY: Zayn still can't swim.
    WMYB: Everyone's shirtless, but Niall.
    LWWY: NIALL'S SHIRTLESS!
    WMYB: About being beautiful just the way you are.
    LWWY: Getting down and dirty and not sending those pictures from last night.
    nmq

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:14am UTC
    A fan gave louis a i ship bullsh/t balloon during
    a signing, the fan was refurring to
    when louis said larry is bullsh!t on twitter

    format credit to OneDirection

  19. fernandisha23 fernandisha23
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    PhotoGrapher: Liam you climb on top of the Phone Booth... Louis, why dont you look like You're
    trying to get up there with him... Zayn help him up...harry, stand there and look jealous of Zayn touching your man... Niall get inside the Phone Booth by yourself
    Niall: It's Cuz Im Irish Isn't It.?

  20. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    LWWY is just one song.
    Imagine the whole album.
    Sh/t just got real.

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