Why do we wash towels?
Why is there a s in lisp?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What is Satan's last name?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Can animals commit suicide?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Can a black person join the kkk?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
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