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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    *11:11*
    Me:I wish for..*11:12* Me: Biitch, I wasn't done.

  2. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    The world can't end in 2012!
    I HAVE TO SEE THE NEW MONSTERS INC. MOVIE THAT COMES OUT IN 2013!!!

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    she takes your hand,
    i die a little,
    ||||||||||||I watch your eyes,|||||||||||||
    and I'm in riddles,
    why can't you look at me like that?
    when you walk by, I try to say it
    but then i freeze, and never do it,<<
    my tongue gets tied,
    the words get trapped.
    I hear the beat of my heart getting louder
    whenever i'm near you...

  4. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
    Me: I'll take what I can get.

  5. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Did You Know...
    Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie J all went to the same High School in the exact same year.
    @GoogleFacts

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    I think that...
    Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

  7. emmygibby emmygibby
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    anyone else ever notice?
    girls hold their
    books close to their
    chest
    while boys hold it
    under their arms :)

  8. anonymous3 anonymous3
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    An interveiwer asked each member of One Direction what type of hair they like on a girl,
    Harry said curly,
    Liam said curly,
    Niall said straight,
    and Louis said bald<3
    OH H OW I LOVE LOUIS
    oOOO]XASNDoH

  9. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Me: I just had a slushie. my tongue is blue.
    Him: my tongue is red
    Me: lets make purple
    Him: lol no

  10. soccergurl2696 soccergurl2696
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    If you hate yourself…
    &If you think that you are...
    Too fat, too thin, too tall, too short, too slow, too quiet, too dumb, too nerdy, too clumsy, too loud, or too ugly
    Then click the <3
    and look at how many favs it got
    Then realize you're not alone,
    Because nobodies perfect
    and neither is society

  11. courtneylol_* courtneylol_*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    you're not cute.
    you're not pretty
    you're not hot.
    you're not breathtaking
    you're not beautiful.
    you're none of the above.
    you want to know what you are?
    undescribable

  12. penguin09876 penguin09876
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    .
    I don't trip. I do random gravity checks.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    You know what's awesome?
    - The top of a blueberry muffin
    - Chocolate
    - Late summer nights
    - Not getting any homework
    - Free food
    &//Also your face

  15. N30NC4T N30NC4T
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Am I The Only One...
    Am I
    Ordoyoutalkreallyfastinyourhead
    whenpeopletypelikethis?
    Or. Have. A. Mini. Pause. In. Your. Brain. When. People. Type. Like. This?
    Or hAVe yOuR vOIcE gO Up anD DOwn WhEn pEoPLe TypE LiKE ThIS?
    OR TALK REALLY LOUD IN YOUR HEAD WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS?
    I know I do
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    At School: I'm going to study super hard so I don't fail the test!
    At home: I'll just check Witty quick.
    6 pm: Just gonna watch come TV, then I'll study.
    10 pm: Screw this, I'm failing.

  17. Roroashee Roroashee
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    "From now on, I'm eating healthy"
    *five minutes later*
    Lol jk. I'll start tomorrow.

  18. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    I almost had a threesome
    last night...
    I just needed two more people.

  19. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    i always complain that i have no life but then when i get invited somewhere i make up an excuse not to go..

  20. tickingclocks tickingclocks
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:05pm UTC
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