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  1. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    There's a difference between smiling/laughing and being truly happy. And I don't know when I stopped being happy and just started smiling, but...
    I miss being truly happy.

  2. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 1:07am UTC
    Checking Newest Quotes
    to make sure your's is on there.

  3. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 1:03am UTC
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    Dear Puppy,
    Please let me finish pouring your food before you dive into the bowl.
    -Sincerly, Sorry that hit your head.
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  4. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 12:45am UTC
    JUST GOT DONE WATCHING I AM NUMBER FOUR!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:58am UTC
    Walking through the house and the floor shakes.
    And you're just like, "Thank you crappy architects, my self-esteem just dropped a little bit."

  6. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:46am UTC
    When the toilet won't
    work...
    And you don't want to tell anyone, because whether it was a
    mechanical issue or not...you just broke a toilet.
    format by: h0peful

  7. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    When someone says,"Oh,
    and while we're on that
    subject..."
    And no one was talking about
    anything remotely close to
    that.

  8. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Reading a book,
    because it's more exciting
    than your real life.

  9. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:06am UTC
    When there's a piece of hair on you that you can't
    get off,
    So you're just kind of slapping yourself until
    you come to terms with the fact that it is not
    coming off.
    Hazard To Myself: Pink
    RaeIsAwesome

  10. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    I'd rather drag 10 plastic bags
    across the yard, cutting into
    my hands, and possibly
    breaking my back...
    than make a second trip.
    ♥ format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  11. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Today is DoeJane's Sweet
    16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So you should go comment on her profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes that is 16 exclaimation points)

  12. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:55pm UTC
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  13. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    When you put your clothes in the washer,
    but your dad's the one who takes them out and he asks if your bras can go in the dryer.

  14. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    That one kid who doesn't try at all
    and gets a 100% on a test the
    rest of us worked our butts off
    for and still failed.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Damn Skippy!
    hi

  16. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Fighting with someone, yelling random words in another language because it sounds bad, but what are they going to do to you for yelling, "LA LECHE!!!!!"

  17. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Sleep is amazing!
    nmf

  18. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT I HAD NO FREAKING IDEA WHO BRANDON CYRUS WAS UNTIL YOU STARTED COMPLAINING ABOUT HIM!!!!! YOU'VE BASICALLY MADE HIM FAMOUS ON WITTY, IF YOU WANT HIM TO LEAVE SO BAD: STOP GIVING HIM SO MUCH ATTENTION, JUST IGNORE HIM! DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING IN KINDERGARDEN?!

  19. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    When you tell a story that you found hilarious, and
    the person you're telling doesn't laugh. So you say,
    "haha, it was funny."

    nmf

  20. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    If you aren't willing to try a sport or activity ... don't go dissing anyone elses!

:)

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