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MyWittyProfile
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October 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC

*In English*
My crush: ~Cracks his nuckles~
Teacher: DON'T DO THAT! WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL HAVE HUGE KNUCKLES AND NO ONE WILL WANT TO DATE YOU!
Me: I would
Teacher: What
Crush: What
Obama: What
Queen: What
E.T: What
Everyone: What

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ReasonsToSmile
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Reasons To Smile #679
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

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buby3
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October 8, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Some people look for a perfect relationship,
But all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials...

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 8, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Things to do today :
1 . get up
2 . survive
3 . go back to bed

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JustHereToInspire
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September 24, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Avoiding someone
Has two
Reasons: You
Either hate
That person
or you're
In love
With that person.
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xRutty9078
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 9:43pm UTC

I'm honestly so scared for our kids..
imagine, us as parents..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Admit it,
we've all yelled at a book

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC

I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:51am UTC

Person: Stop apologizing.Me: Sorry.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 4:03pm UTC

I feel really bad when I can't tell if someone's a boy or girl

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ILoveYouuuXOXO
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:02pm UTC

my mom and dad watching the lady on the news.
my dad: *shocked at the news*
my mom: her eye brows are too far apart.
true story.

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marie1616
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Why I don't have a boyfriend.
I'm not good enough.
I'm just to friggin awesome,
that it's intimidating.
nmf
nmf

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IzzyTangerine
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September 1, 2012 11:29pm UTC

When someone makes a joke about your secret insecurities and on the outside you're laughing but on the inside you're bawling your eyes out.

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MyNamesDillon
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August 31, 2012 4:43pm UTC

you don't have to love me,
you don't even have to like me.
but you will respect me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThePurpleMandel
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 4:13pm UTC

That one friend who
you greet with an insult.
nmq/mf

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clandd55
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August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.
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jadamani
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August 11, 2012 10:06pm UTC

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WhisperInTheDark
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August 6, 2012 1:32am UTC

Plot Twist: Your water breaks, & Niall actually does something.

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