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Swimming is better than all the sports and here’s why :

We kick more than SOCCER players.

We bump in to more things than VOLLEYBALL players bump the ball.

We yell louder than CHEERLEADERS!

We have better “uniforms” than FOOTBALL players.

We can’t get yelled at by our coach for hogging the spot light like BASKETBALL players.

We dive farther and long to get to our “home plate” than BASEBALL players.

We move more than DANCERS.

We do more flips than GYMNASTICS people.

We do more laps than RUNNERS.

And thats why i SWIM!

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Swimming is better than all the sports and here’s why :

1 faves · 5 comments · Jul 17, 2009 9:39am

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TheeTigerLiger · 1 decade ago
none of those are even true. lol
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soccerstar123abc · 1 decade ago
THIS IS STUPID!!!!
it doesnt make any sence at all.
And we are called gymnasts, not gymnastics people idiot.
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justinbieberequalslife · 1 decade ago
wtffff??? gymnastics one doesnt make sensee..... none of these do
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cheergirl1997 · 1 decade ago
take cheerleading out that didnt make sence
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mambsoccer25 · 1 decade ago
what! take soccer outta there!
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