the first ten lies they tell you in high school
 

1) we are here to help you
2) you will have time to get to your class before the bell rings
3) the dress code will be enforced
4) no smoking is allowed on school grounds
5) our football team will win the championship this year
6) we expect more of you here
7) guidance counselors are always available to listen
8) your schedule was created with you in mind
9) your locker combination is private
10) these will be the years you look back on fondly
 

ten more lies they tell you in high school

1) you will use algebra in your adult lives
2) driving to school is a privelege that can be taken away
3) students must stay on campus during lunch
4) the new text books will arrive any day now
5) colleges care more about you than your SAT scores
6) we are enforcing the dress code
7) we will figure out how to turn off the heat soon
8) our busdrivers are highly trained professionals
9) there is nothing wrong with summer school
10) we want to year what you have to say