This is what happens when my family eats out with my friends.
Waitress:
*puts bill down on the table next to my friend's dad*
Friend's Dad: I'll pay it!
*picks bill up*
My Dad: No! I'll pay it!
*grabs bill from friend's dad*
Friend's Dad: What are you talking
about? *reaches for bill* Let me pay it!
My Mom: Hey! We're going to--
Friend's Mom: No, we'll handle
it! *snatches bill from my dad*
Friend #2's Mom: Stop fighting and give
it to us! *lunges for the bill*
Friend's Mom: HEY! I had
it already! *engages in epic tug-of-war battle*
Friend #2's Mom: Ha! *wrestles
bill away*
Waitress: *awkwardly leaves*
My Dad: I GOT IT! *somehow gets bill
and starts taking credit card out*
Friend's Mom and Friend #2's Mom:
GIVE IT TO ME! *both get their hands on the bill and start
pulling in opposite directions*
My Dad: STOP IT I'M TRYING TO SIGN
IT!
Friend #2's Dad: Why don't we just
split the bill?
My Mom: ARE YOU CRAZY WE'RE PAYING
IT!
Friend's Dad: I thought we agreed that
WE would pay for it!
Friend #2's Mom: I HAVE IT *takes out
pen*
Friend's Dad: *quickly swipes it from
her hands*
Friend #2's Mom: Wait I WAS IN THE
MIDDLE OF MY SIGNA--
Friend's Dad: *runs toward the checkout
counter*
All Parents: WAIT NO
All Parents: COME BACK HERE
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING
Kids:
.............
This is what happens when my family eats out with my friends.
