daniigee · 1 decade ago
im stealing thissss kthanks lol <33
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
2 lolol
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
Well Tom said one time I was all pissy and got in a bad mood and started crying over the phone while aimlessly wandering through the trails?
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAH BRB DYING
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
BREATHE, BABYGIRL, BREATHE, DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!!!
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING SORRY
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
You can laugh but you cannot die
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
UGH FINE MOTHER
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
YES I PUSHED YOU FROM MY VAG/NA OBEY ME CHILD!
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
MOM YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
and so is the circle of life
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
OMFG THERES A BUG IN MY ROOM COME AND KILL IT FOR ME PLEASE
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
NO! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP? I GAVE YOU LIFE, AND IT WASN'T FOR YOU TO WASTE IT BEING A CHILD! GROW UP, HERBERT, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE WORLD!
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
BUT IT'S A BUG! AND IT'S MAKING NOSE AND FLYING NEAR MY FACE!
K I L L I T N O W P L E A S E
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
N E V E R D O I T Y O U R S E L F. B E T T E R Y E T I H O P E I T E A T S Y O U A L I V E.
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
Y O U R E T H E W O R S T M O M E V E R ! I F Y O U R E A L L Y L O V E D M E , Y O U W O U L D K I L L I T .
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
You didn't even wish your mother happy mother's day, why would I kill the bug for you, you ungrateful brat. *iloveyou*
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
I'm sorry mommy I love you happy Mother's Day! <3 :* ...now can you kill the bug?
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
Of course, darling. *squashes bug and flushes down the toilet* All better. How about we go get mommy's little angel some ice cream? *smiles, picks up the dog, and walks away to get the dog ice cream*
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
what the f.uck "mom" *starts crying and running to room*
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
THANK GOD I'M NOT YOUR BIRTH MOTHER, THE POOR WOMAN, NO WONDER SHE GAVE YOU UP.
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
OUCH THAT HURTS. DEEP. INSIDE. MY HEART. OW.
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
*laugh* just kidding, I gave birth to you. That's what you get for being a brat. Now would you like to come get ice cream or no?
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
*in a little kid voice* yes mommy
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
*deep monster voice* TOO BAD!!!!! *maniacal laugh*
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
*starts hysterical crying* OMFG I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! GUESS NOT B.ITCH
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
DO NOT F*CKING SWEAR AT ME YOUNG LADY, GO TO F*CKING ROOM BEFORE I F*CKING BEAT YOUR F*CKING UNGRATEFUL A*S! I GAVE YOU F*CKING LIFE, AND A F*CKING ROOF OVER YOUR GODDA*N HEAD AND F*CKING FOOD TO F*CKING EAT AND THIS IS THE F*CKING DISRESPECT YOU F*CKING SHOW ME? YOU SELFISH UNGRATEFUL B*TCH, YOU WILL NOT F*CKING SWEAR AT YOUR MOTHERF*CKING MOTHER!
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
I WILL F*CKING SWEAR AT YOU ALL I F*CKING GODDA*N MOTHERF*CKING PLEASE. I DONT HAVE TO F*CKING SHOW YOU ANY F*CKIG RESPECT BECAUSE I AM MY OWN INDE-F*CKING-PENDENT PERSON. YOURE THE ONE WHO F*CKING TAKES THE GODDA*N DOG FOR F*KING ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF YOUR OWN F*CKING DAUGHTER YOU SELFISH B*ITCH YOU BARELY GIVE ME F*CKING FOOD TO EAT, I HAVE TO GO OUT ON THE F*CKING STREETS AND SELL MY F*CKING GODDESS BODY FOR MONEY THAT I SO DESPERATELY F*CKING NEED FOR FOOD AND OTHER SH*T LIKE THAT THAT YOU DONT F*CKING GIVE ME. F*CK YOU "MOM" I GUESS YOU NEVER F*CKING LOVED ME AFTER ALL B*ITCH
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
*twin sister walks in* OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE THIS WAY... Darling, this is my twin sister, you're aunt Gina. I'm your real mother, Gia. GINA, WHAT THE H8LL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DAUGHTER YOU LYING NASTY SELFISH B8TCHY C8CK S8CKING C8NT?
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
OMFG MOM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS HORRIBLE TW*T OF A C*CK SUCKING AUNT HAS BEEN A TOTAL B*TCH TO ME
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
I told you I had to go on a business trip to Italy! How about we beat your aunt senseless and then talk? *smiles evilly and pulls out 2 baseball bats*
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
yay! family bonding! beating aunt gia up!
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
NOOO AUNT GINA! I'M GIA, THE GOOD MOM, AUNT GINNNNNAA WHAT AN N!! AHHHH *runs away screaming*
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
mommy come back (du du du du du du du) you can blame it all. on. me
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
*dramatically turns around and hugs daughter* I will never let anyone hurt you again *cries and kisses your head*
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
ew dont touch me you disgusting creature
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
*dies of heartbreak and leaves you with Aunt Gina*
Aunt Gina: hello b8tch
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
27
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
Well bestfriend on witty that I don't know in life is daniigee. Witty bestie I know in person is TheHalfback
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
d'awwwwwwwwww <3
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
<33333
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
answer numbero dos per favor lol baxter you know i dont speak spanish!
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
Cool
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