So today some guy came up to my friend and I...
Him: Hey
Me: Hey
Friend: Hi
Guy: Sup?
Me and friend: Nothing
Me: The sky, actually.
Guy: hah. You're funny. So um, my friend wanted to know if
either of you guys were single?
Me: We are walking alone in a big field while others are
socializing with their friends.
Friend: Yes. We are both single.
Guy: Ok, thanks!
wait what.
