We're girls, we do weird stuff!
We put on 4 pairs of pants, to decide which ones make our butt look the best, then we settle for the first pair, mainly because we can't remember what they looked like.
We obsess over athletes, who will never actually marry us, though we've imagined the wedding a hundred times.
We complain about being "fat" but we eat everything in sight.
We want to be cute, and wear cute clothes, but we go to school in sweats, cause that's all that's comfortable at 5 in the morning.
We type out 10 different messages to the guy we like, then send stuff like "haha yeah :)" cause we are afraid of what they would say to the truth.
We dance around in our room, then sit on the floor and cry.
We put on a fake smile in front of the one who took the real one away.
We ask our best friend for advice, and half the time, we disagree with what the tell us.
We like guys who are wrong for us, and push away the right ones.
We're girls. We do weird stuff.