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I played [ s o c c e r ] for 2 years..
&never broke any of my *.t.o.e.s.*
Hit fieldhockey balls for 2 years..
&didn't get a scratch on the stick.
I think I can survive anything. So..
I date one guy and I end up sad&
heartbroken.
heart's the strongest muscle in the
body? [haa], bullshit, my friends.

this is all totally mine i just came
up with it on the spot & thought
i should put it on witty, come on,
hit the ♥, guys! please give creds.

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