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Merry Christmas everybody!

Dashing through the snow,

on a pair of broken skiis,
crashing into people,
crashing into trees.

i think i'm almost dead,
the snow is turning red,
Santa Claus comes up to me and slaps me in the head ohh!

Jingle bells, go to h3ll,
Santa Claus is dead,
Rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head, HEY!
Barbie doll, barbie doll tried to save his life,
Teddy bear, teddy bear stabbed her with a knife!

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Merry Christmas everybody! Dashing through the snow, on a pair

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