[X] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3

[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 7

[X] Got your mom, dad, sibiling, etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 12

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 15

[X] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[X] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 20

[x] Been called the worst student
[X] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 24

[x] Faked your parents signature
[X] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[X] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 30

Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as "I have screwed up __ of my teenage life."