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Me: -Walks into classroom-

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"

Me: "It's-"

Teacher: "Let me guess, written in the stars?"

Me: "Wtf? No! It's right here. What's wrong with you?"




Friend: -Walks in classroom-

Teacher: "Wheres your homework?"

Friend: "Written in the stars,"

Teacher: "What?"

Friend: "A million miles away!"

Teacher: "What was it about?"

Friend: "A message to the main, ooh!"

Teacher: "Want to go to summer school?"

Friend: "Seasons come and go..."

Teacher: "Change your attitude!"

Friend: "I will never change!"

Teacher: "Detention!"

Friend: "I'm on my way-eeee!"

Teacher: "NOW!"

Friend: -Takes out headphones-  "What?"





We have the same teacher...
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Me: -Walks into classroom- Teacher: "Where's your homework?"

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CutieandHottie · 1 decade ago
Lol. Thanks!
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AmandaaRenee · 1 decade ago
This made me laugh so hardd! :D
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