Fake Friends - Have never seen you cry.Real Friends - Cry with you.Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long they forget itz yours. Fake Friends - Know a few things about you.Real Friends - Could write a book about you.Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door.Real Friends - Walk right in and say "IM HOME!" Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over.Real Friends - Will jump on top a you n shout "pile up"Fake Friends - Are for a while.Real Friends - Are for life.Fake Friends: will bail you out of jail and say what did was wrongReal Friends: will be right by your side in the cell yelling "Dang that was fun!"Fake Friends - Will read thisReal Friends - Will steal this, just like I did. Mwaaha ha!