before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too
lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus
christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing
thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so
magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself
i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters
or warmth around my body
