Witty Profiles
RIVERS
ARE DAMP,
ACIDS
STAIN YOU,
AND DRUGS
CAUSE
CRAMP.
GUNS
AREN'T
LAWFUL, NOOSES
GIVE,
GAS
SMELLS AWFUL;
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
LIVE.
- dorthy
parker.
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