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3 faves · 2 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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xbeautifulx_Xnightmare · 1 decade ago
This is an automatic message from the USA National Security Service message #749374. I am terribly sorry to inform you that no one else has survived the earthquake. You are now alone for the rest of forever. Please stay in your home until further notice. We will be leaving you directions for the rest of your life in carefully written automatized messages. Your first mission is to protect the pandas. Good luck. We have left a steamship ready to head to Asia, the keys are on the dash board.
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beautifulhiddenidentity666 · 1 decade ago
no , i died -__-
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