"I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way
you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big
dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it
makes me sick; it
even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're
always right.
I hate it when you
lie.
I hate it when you make me
LAUGH, even
worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not
around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate
the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even
at all. "
- 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT
YOU.