When life gives you lemons, don't
make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I
DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH
THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the
day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO
I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR
HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon
that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE
DOWN!
Cave Johnson-
Portal
3 faves · Jul 23, 2011 4:46pm