I just broke up with my boyfriend of 4 months  

Here's the story:

We started going out and after a while I wanted to break up with

him, every time I tried to, he threatened to Kill himself. I didn't

want him to do that. I kept saying I wanted to break up but he would

threaten me every time. But one day, his friend told me "I asked why

he said he would Kill himself, he said he wouldn't. He just wants to

bang  you before you break up ". I was shocked


So the next day, I told him I wanted to break up again. Once again he

said, "If you do I'll Kill himself." I smiled sweetly and said, "I'll go

Get the knife !"


His Face =

Priceless


not mine