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Pick up lines:

i dont have a library card, but can i check you out?

yah know what would look good on you? me.

you should be on a cambells commercial, because you are mmmm'mmmm good!

my names not elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.

boy you should be in a cereal box, cuz you're magically d e l i c i o u s .

are you a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.

ooops! i lost my phone number. can i have yours?

are you a grocery item? because i cant help but check you out!

nice pants! can i test the zipper?

pull the fire alarm! because boy are you hott!

you must be tires because you've been running through my mind all day!




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Pick up lines:i dont have a library card, but can i check you

0 faves · May 27, 2008 3:10pm

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