"Dear Mr. Vernon:
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole
Saturday  in detention for whatever it was we  did
wrong.   But,  we  think  you're  crazy  to  make  us
write  an essay  telling  you who we think WE  are.
You  see us as you want to see us:   in the simplest
terms, in the most convenient definitions.         But,
what we found out is that each one of is a brain... &
an athlete...  and a basket case...  a princess... and a
criminal.                Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club"