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I slapped the trojion man bacause I like shoelaces XD



1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I bangedPick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a f●●king scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because I have a killer six pack!

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I slapped the trojion man bacause I like shoelaces XD 1(Jan)

5 faves · 9 comments · Nov 6, 2010 9:19pm

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Team_Salvatore64 · 1 decade ago
my friends was i banged a mexican because the gummy bears made me lol
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Team_Salvatore64 · 1 decade ago
omg bieberblast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIGH FIVE FOR MAY 6 BIRTHDAYS
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xxWhattarushxx · 1 decade ago
i stabbed the cookie monster because i have amazing boobs.
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bieberblast22 · 1 decade ago
I slapped the trojan man ((I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS YOU! :))because I have AMAZING boobs :) haha
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Team_Salvatore64 · 1 decade ago
haha thats funny
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finderskeepers · 1 decade ago
I slapped my crush because I am gay.
o__o
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IDontCareAnymore52 · 1 decade ago
i smoked with a sexy girl because that bum stole my taco(:
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Team_Salvatore64 · 1 decade ago
lol
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a5volleyball92 · 1 decade ago
I banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that haha
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