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their was this king ang these 3 guys wanted 2 marry his daughter so the king said the guy dat can take a crap without straining can marry mii daughter

the first guy walks in 3 minutes later he strains

the second guy walks in 5 minutes later he strains

finaly the third guy walks in and 8 minutes later he says to da king:

3rd guy: look up there its a bird
king: where
3rd guy: WAY UP THERE (straining while he says it)
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their was this king ang these 3 guys wanted 2 marry his daughter

1 faves · Jul 27, 2005 1:28pm

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