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Life's Little Instructions
Sing in the shower-Treat everyone you meet like you wish to be treated-
Watch a sunrise at least once a year- Leave the toilet seat in the down position-
Never refuse homemade brownies- Strive for excellence, not perfection- 
Plant a tree on your birthday- Learn three clean jokes- Return borrowed
vehicles with the gas tank full- Compliment three people every day- Never
waste an oppurtunity to tell someone you love them- Leave everything a
little better than you found it- Keep it simple- Think big thoughts but relish
small pleasures- Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you 
know- Floss your teeth- Ask for a raise when you think you've earned it-
Overtip breakfast waitresses- Be forgiving of yourself and others- Say
thank you alot- Say please alot- Avoid Negative people- Buy whatever
kids are selling on card tables infront of their house- Wear polished
shoes- Remember other people's birthdays- Commit yourself to constant
improvement- Carry jumper cables in your truck- Have a firm handshake-
Send lots of Valentine cards- Sign them "someone who thinks you are 
terrific"- Look people in the eye- Be the first to say hello- Use the good
silver- Return things you borrow- Make new friends but cherish the old ones-
Keep a few secrets- Sing in a choir- Plant flowers every spring- Have a dog-
Have a cat- Always accept an outstretched hand- Stop blaming others- Take
responsibility for every area of your life- Wave at kids on school busses- Be
there when people need you- Feed a stranger's expired parking meter- Don't
expect life to be fair- Never underestimate the power of love- Drink champagne
for no reason at all- Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation- Don't
be afraid to say, " I made a mistake"- Don't be afraid to say, "I don't know"- 
Compliment even small improvements- Keep your promises no matter what-
Marry for love- Rekindle old friendships- Count your blessings- Call your mother
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Life's Little Instructions Sing in the shower-Treat everyone

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