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darling, just enjoy yourself.
pageyourself over then intercom; dont disguise your voice.
everytime somebody asks you to do something, ask: ''do you want fries with that?''
dont use any puncuation
skip instead of walk.
order a diet water where ever you are and ask it with a serious face.
when the money comes out of the atm, scream: ''I WON! I WON!''
& when you leave the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, '' run for your lives! they're loose!''

livelifecrazy!<3 :)

i think i saw it somewhere?
fade credit to fabulousfades <3
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darling, just enjoy yourself. page yourself over then intercom;

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