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o k a y   s o   l a s t   n i g h ; ;
 my mom walks over to my dad, who is sitting on the couch, and she goes
''can you please un-cross your legs?

y o   l o o k   l i k e   a   f a . ''

i bursted out laughing,
and all i could say was 'wooow i love you, mom!'
rate high if you liiiike(:
all credit to me... and some to my mom.
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o k a y s o l a s t n i g h t ; ; my mom walks over to my dad,

251 faves · 24 comments · Jul 2, 2009 12:58pm

breaakouutx3

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eeba1213 · 1 decade ago
such a funny quote!(:

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erinnelxo13 · 1 decade ago
k so sav, this is my favorite quote you've made. love yooo mama(;
& for all those people who find this offensive, dont take it personal, you obv. dont know her family. kthanksbye(:
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AHxilovelax101 · 1 decade ago
haha. i love thiss.
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yooitscharliie · 1 decade ago
men crossing their legs TOTALLY makes them gay, right? i mean i should've known.

men with crossed legs = GAYGAYGAY

silly old me.
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tennislover888 · 1 decade ago
i feel like this is jocked!!!
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Softball_Chic_09 · 1 decade ago
jocker alert
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/910567
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breaakouutx3 · 1 decade ago
PEOPLE, PLEASE. IM SORRY IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE. NEITHER MY FAMILY OR I HAVE ANYTHING OFFENCE PEOPLE WHO ARE HOMOSEXUAL. IT WAS A J-O-K-E. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT LOOK AT IT, DONT COMPLAIN AND DONT WASTE YOUR COMMENTS!
THANKS TO THE REST OF YOUUU(:
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no_strings_attached · 1 decade ago
lmao how did your dad react?
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DanceeXoLoveeX3 · 1 decade ago
lol thats so funny.
my mom would never say anything like that tho.
lol ;]
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Imxthatxgirl · 1 decade ago
wow I love how everyone is freaking out because her mom said f.a.g it was just a joke! you people are pathetic, I swear my IQ drops sometimes because of you people
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LVcheerx3 · 1 decade ago
omg thats so funny
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luver4ever · 1 decade ago
lmao that is funny

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__cityofangels · 1 decade ago
I find this a little offensive.
Just because you cross your legs, that makes you a f.ag?
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MeBeNiKsiE · 1 decade ago
your mom is so cool! hahah, i love this!
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RandomSkittlesx3 · 1 decade ago
Ha-ha-halariouse.
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SpAzGrL78 · 1 decade ago
ahahahaha thats soo funny. my mom would never say anything like that. once she said and was like OMG. i was like, ma, idc. she was like its not necisary. i was like wow dont come to my class. hahaha
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_crazy_cutie_5678 · 1 decade ago
rate high? okay :) [+]
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breaakouutx3 · 1 decade ago
for anyone else who wants to say something rude, dont bother. we arent homophobic. and you rude comments arent needed. mkay thanks.
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breaakouutx3 · 1 decade ago
uhm excuse me? we arent homophobic. thats my mother you're talking about. i was a harmless joke. no need to freak.
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_authorized · 1 decade ago
That's so homophobic..
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