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What genious came up with the directions to cook a frozen pizza?

Step #1- Take off the plastic covering.....

Well no duh! What was I gonna do? Cook it WITH the plastic on?


Step #2- Preheat oven


Really??!! I thought the pizza was going to cook in a cold oven.....

Step #3- Place pizza in oven


Seriously!!?? The pizza just doesn't cook itself? I thought I was just preheating the oven for fun. I actually have to use it??

How about directions for installing computer game....

Step #1 (which is the only step)- place disk in hard drive


Well how else am I going to install this without putting it in the hard drive?


Lets talk about hanging up Christmas lights shall we. It's very quick and easy.

Step #1- Hang inside or outside only.


WHERE ELSE AM I GOING TO HANG THEM????  Really people, really?
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What genious came up with the directions to cook a frozen pizza?

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