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7 things you have to do when your home alone!

1) search your parents draws for condoms :]

2) run around you house naked screaming IM FREE!

3) Poop on the floor and blame it on your dog :p

4) make a mess of the kitchen, and if you get yelled at, say it was like that before

5) take your cat and die it different colors and act like nothing is wrong

6) find paint somewhere and give you room a makeover

7) fill your bathtub with pasta and bathe while having a delightful dinner

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