- one time i went into a bar and the bouncer came up to me and said take off the hat. so i said its just a hat and he said well the gay guys around here like to wear those and i said well where i come from they can only tell if well ( as he takes a sip of wisky) is if there hair is like yours. so he said jsut take the hat off, so i did. but an hour later after drinking might i add i put it bac on...ever forget happend to me..so he comes bac out and says u yours out of here and i said i dont think so skooter..now im 6'1 to bout 6'6 depends on what convent store im elaving..so he hurled my butt out and on the way out they called the cops because i refused to pay for the bench they broke over my waist. so the cop comes and says you have the rite to remane silent and i may have had the right but i sure didnt have the ability..so he says your bein aressted for being drunk inm public...and i said hey hey hey i was drunk in bar they threw me into public aresst them..so he says well lets pull up your aresst record and i said o its gonna be a good day for me.. so i told you this story to tell u this story when iw as 17 i was aressted for being drunk in public seems to be a pattern..so the guy who aressted me ive nown my hole life i mean lived 4 dorrs down for me and lived ina town with less than 400 ppl belive me weve met..so he says to me do you have any alias and i was bein a smart @$$ and said yea they call me tator salad so 17 years later the cop says to me ron "tator salad" white and i said yup you caught me..o and they call my son tator tot- ron white " they call me tator salad....great stand up show check it out...soo funny they guy will have you in stiches... ;)