Sunday School
Little
Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she
was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When
Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very
good'' and Mary fell back to
sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and
Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus
Christ!" shouted Mary and
the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and
shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!" The Teacher
fainted.
definately not mine(: saw it in an
email
