There's this guy sitting at a bar,
just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I
fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires
me. When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was
stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return
home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit
cards there but the cab had already driven away. I go home, and
when I get there, I find my wife is with another man. I leave home
and come to this bar. And when I'm thinking about putting an end to
my life, you show up and drink my poison . .
."
There's this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink.
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May 9, 2009 7:50am