Dear
Alyssa.
I don't really know how to tell you
this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I
realized it when I threw up in your sock
drawer outside your office and i saw you sit on
your "My Little Pony" Collection I'm
sure you're
open enought to understand that I get turned on
only by garbage men. I'm returning your
Hannah Montana Underwear to you, but I'll keep the
results of that blood-sample test as a memory.
You should also know
that I Told in my
confession today about the moose poaching
and I have a passionate interest
for mice
Love
Always,
Kelsey.
