A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

took me so long!
credit please

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31 faves · 62 comments · Apr 30, 2009 5:29pm

lil_jollyrancher09 · 1 decade ago
her sn means sports !
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flowerypinpin · 1 decade ago
THAT IS JOCKED!!
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sportschickx30 · 1 decade ago
this is not ur quote u jockerrrr
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JOnaSx9 · 1 decade ago
hahah you can't claim credit for the most popular quote on witty with over 1,100 favorites
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xoirishxo · 1 decade ago
F? this quote has probably been on here longer than you have.so dont think that people are going to believe you when you say its yours.i mean at least give credit.
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Sccrchamp1214 · 1 decade ago
i do like this quote but u should have said credit 2 the person who made it first, its the most popular quote on witty...
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conquest820 · 1 decade ago
Guys. I know she jocked but I mean really. Is it THAT big of a deal? No! Stop yelling at her! A lot of people jock and you don`t yell at them. Keep your comments to yourself.
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hlbballer4lyfe · 1 decade ago
wtf! this isnt urs this has been on top quotes fer like ferever... so why ru jocking?
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tennislover888 · 1 decade ago
wtf
this is obviously NOT yours
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gigox3mari · 1 decade ago
uhh yu liek jocked the top quotee yu fatasss.
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innluvv23 · 1 decade ago
honestly, that's not even funny.
maybe you should jock a quote that's not the freaakin top rated quote?
wooow. that's plaaain stupid.
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