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Heyy does anyone have any cute/funny but bad pick up lines? cuz my brother is writing a song from pick up lines and hes going it put it in a girl he likes' locker.

commentt pleez
thanxx
~ Adrianna

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Heyy does anyone have any cute/funny but bad pick up lines? cuz

2 faves · 12 comments · Apr 21, 2009 7:34pm

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98_dancing_queen · 1 decade ago
if i rearranged the alphabet the u and i would be together
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soccachk547 · 1 decade ago
haha nahh i like that one. but he has a girlfriend now and this was a no go :P
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Moozie98 · 1 decade ago
aww thts so sweet of him

this ones kinda weird but
are u a UPS person cuz i coudlve sworn u were checkin out my package.
see tht ones weird haha
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mrsxjonasx22 · 1 decade ago
aww., thats sad, ur brother sound sweet !! ahahaha
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soccachk547 · 1 decade ago
haha thanxx but he just found out she just started dating a guy whos like obbsessedd with herr!! :[
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i_love_you_34 · 1 decade ago
are you a cheerleader? cuz your beautiful (ha this kid told me this)

ill be your romeo if youll be my juliet.
and these i got from youtube...

are you tired? cuz youve been runnin around the block all day-- i was spyin on you.

girl do i detect a tint of love on your face? or is that just acne?

^^ha those were in a mickmysta321 videoo but not the first two. and you should like post the song when he finishes it that would be hilarious!
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ASiFxo13 · 1 decade ago
hahahaha! thats sooo amazing! i want to hear the finished product. so bad!
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soccachk547 · 1 decade ago
haha
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meghantaylorr · 1 decade ago
i can only think of one they didnt say; i dont know much about pies but you make my banana cream. lmao.
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soccachk547 · 1 decade ago
thanx! yeahh his first line is obese penguin i just needed somthing to break the ice
haha
& yeah its obese not fat
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BRIDG3T5135 · 1 decade ago
did the sun come out or did you just smile at me,
milk does a body good but damn how much did you drink?!?
do you have a bandaid?
because i just scraped my knee falling for you,
you better know cpr cause you just took my breath away,
if you were a booger id pick you first,
girl do your feet hurt cause you been runnin through my mind all day,
i lost my number can i get yours?
are you a light switch cause baby you turn me on!
you must be a parkin ticket cause you got fine wirtten allll over you,
somthings wrong with my phone oh! thats right your numbers not in it.
was your father an alien cause honey on planet earth theres nothing like you!

thats wiicked sweet of your brother!
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G00DxANDxBR0KEN · 1 decade ago
good thing i have my library card cuz im checking you outt --- if you were a McDonald's meal you'd be McGorgeous --- Are you an Angel cuz I could have sworen I saw you fall from heaven --- everyday i spend with you is the best day of my life --- do you have a mirror in your pants cuz i can see myself in them (kinda dirty tho)

thats so cute what your brother is doingg!
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