I'm literally craving everything.
I'm craving pancakes and waffles
and cake (which is funny because
I hate all of them.) I'm craving fried
chicken, burgers, and pizza. I am
really craving cajun shrimp and
chicken pasta from tgi friday's
(minus the shrimp. I will never
crave those nasty sea grubs.) I
would kill for a whoopie pie, and
apple pie too (which is odd since
I swear I've never had a piece of
apple pie in my life.) to top it off I
am also craving candy. chocolate
turtles, mallo cups, milk duds, 
jolly ranchers, and a charleston 
chew (chewba, if you will.) like,
seriously, just feed me anything
right now.

I'm so tempted to pimp myself out
in order to get money to go buy tacos
if I am completely honest.