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you see, I suck at my own love life,
but now my sister is dating a football
player at Shippensburg University and
I am taking full credit. he calls me his
homie and I got him the hook-up, and
he is very welcome.

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you see, I suck at my own love life,but now my sister is dating

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you see, I suck at my own love life,but now my sister is dating

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love · funny · life · true · help · seriouslytho · wedrovelikeanhourjusttomeethim · andnowimalonewatchingahorrormovie · quote